December 2007
1 post
End
Thankyou for following this blog in the past whenever the little group of you who did. This blog is going to die soon, as I will be euthanising it in favour of the new blog, which shall hopefully start promptly on the 1st of January 2008.
November 2007
5 posts
Splomg!11!
Well I am starting up a new site on the site now so I may not have time in future to keep this site maintained. I cannot reveal the location of the site ;) because this blog was started under an anonymous guise and I’d like to keep it that way. I’m looking at a lot of changes happening right now; money is a vital issue I really need to take charge upon what with the upcoming festive...
WatchWow. Just imagine how rich you’d have to be to set up something like this. Also patience. Or a team of servants.
Changes
I am thinking of creating a new online link directory… which will offer a feature other sites do not and that I have been finding that I am in constant need of it. Browsing the internet is all I do nowadays and I am trying to branch out onto the creativity side of the PC, such as trying to create wallpapers and doctoring images on Photoshop to improve my skills, or writing short stories to...
Title.
Okay I may be switching to calibri in this blog soon.. It seems clearerand easier on my eyes. You may have noticed an ad on the side of my page… it is to test out AdBrite’s ad system as I may be implementing it on some sites soon to raise a little bit of money. I would like to express my opinion on charging people to gain access to some websites. I find this unacceptable behaviour as...
“Wait a minute… Is times the same as multiply?”
– Flatliner’s Sister, on GCSE Maths
October 2007
17 posts
WatchTrue, true.
“Update: Hal0scan. Is. Shit. ”
– Call 0800 RUBBISH
“You’re like Professor Umbridge… only without the frills and evil.”
– Harry Potter… so sue me.
Testing, testing, alpha, omega and the end.
I finally got Hal0scan working. For no reason at all. My old login apparently existed and didn’t exist at the same freaking time. So here is just a crappy ‘lil post to test out the new system. postCount('testing'); | postCountTB('testing');
Sorry.
I haven’t blogged lately. I don’t know why. I don’t have anything to blog about. Half term has been a shit hole of emptiness. You may notice spelling in this blog post is impeccable due to the face I know have a British English in-line dictionary checking my every word. Although I may have had to add the word “blog”, it’s all right. Nothing has been going on...
“Blogger not found. Please try again later.”
– the intarweb.
?!
I just checked after posting my last post and there was suddenly a realisation that there were loads more postings from people I forgot to check blogs mutilate english language blah even I don’t know what this sentence means. So to spite them I am going to post this. Ha-HA! Oh and someone posted a Chris Crocker retort, so I don’t have to anymore. Thanks tAll oNe. By the way, if...
Why does "slaughter" have "laughter" in it?
Oh my freaking god I hate the telephone soooo much. I hate people who call just to say hi. I don’t mind it the first couple of times once in a blue moon, but when you call every freakin’ day I start to get seriously pissed off. Just take a hint already. The mobile phone is not bad. But the telephone… yeesh. So many cultures have their own way of greeting each other, so many ways...
It's not safe to be a student.
I hate and like cleartype. Start with that… it’s a good effect, but it’s been created by microsoft. Which is automatically a bad thing, and means that other projects won’t adopt it because it is… microsoft. No I’m not capitalising it. And I just realised… I might never implement a comment system because of the crap some people I know receive. People who...
Maybe Later
Grrr. Today was on two levels. Plus I’m hungry. First in the morning I was really angry. Like really angry. I ranted about everything. Just bitch bitch bitch was it. It was all I wanted to do. I mean stupid stuff is just everywhere. I have run out of energy to finish this post the way I wanted to… Anyway to cut a long story short by the end of the day I was happy. There. Done. That is...
“It’s not racism, it’s just… profiling.”
– Monarch - In response to one of “The Chaser“‘s shows.
Untitled Post... or is it?
Help me. I am so bored. And college is a lot different. Lifestyle change… I can’t cope well. The work is hard, easy, simple, confusing, patronising, challenging, light, heavy, few, loads… I wish I was somebody else. Ohhh look lots of breaks. God bless random attention deficit disorder. Take the time to talk to your neighbour today. See what they’re really feeling. ...
“What weapon is used by Jedi Masters?” “Samurai Swords. Definitely. I...”
– GWR FM £1000 minute……. seriously, wtf?
The Insane, nane, in, bus, omnibus...
Bus… it’s a coach. A coach. I’m feeling a lot crazy today and other days. Maybe it’s the lack of stuff to do in free hours… everyone’s like “read textbooks, read!” but I don’t get stuff like that. Some books I digest, others I’m like: “wtf?”. The Tall One: You are unnaturally silent. One sometimes wonders if you may be...
“Use… http://www.firefox.com”
– God.
September 2007
13 posts
Fine!
Fine! Since everyone is posting about fucking college, here is my two pence: it’s good. Food = 10/10 even though I have been fasting (follow up post on 10/10/07) - It seems to actually be cooked, you know, not slopped in the microwave and left to rot for a couple of days. The canteen seems to be top notch in all aspects, hygiene, quality, servability, speed and so on. The shop is also very...
What in the hell?!
Right. If you’ve ever used stumbleupon… wait. Stumbleupon is a free addon for the browser Firefox that lets you browse random sites based on a select list of topics from which you choose from. Anyone can add to this list, although as long as it is not adult content and shamelessy promoting yourself. So I installed this ages and ages and ages ago and when I get super bored, I start...
"Bit" of a cheesy joke...
A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him “What’s wrong?” Byte says “Parity error.” Bartender nods and says “Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off.”
Sheep...ish...ly.
I haven’t posted in a long time. Not much to post about. Well that’s all the explanation you need. Anyway I was just thinking about life, the universe and everything. No reference intended. But seriously, I was looking up at the blue sky today, and the fluffy white clouds and thought that I’ve never really thought about how beautiful nature is before. I mean, I looked at it and...
Odd Characters
What in the hell are all these weird characters on the web? Why isn’t there a nice table that explains what they are, where they came from and why the hell they are used? For starters you have all these really odd text direction changing characters – one has been made famous on Digg as suddenly formatting your text into reverse… like this: ҉This is the weird reverse one: may not...
So bored....
College admins are quite unthinking of people’s free time and where to put it. I have hours and hours free every week (don’t get me wrong I love it) but there are limited things to do… and to show an example, just on wednesday I had one lesson from nine till ten and then the rest of the day was empty. Bo-ring. Especially since I was ill. Especially since the internet there is...
“Hey Brewer - guess what? Fuck you. ”
– Monarch
Hmm...
I have taken down the previous post which showed a picture which might have amused the tALL oNE because he is in fact, a jerk.
“1000 hits! Woo! And I couldn’t have done it without you guys… yeah.”
– T£h Monarch
My response to whyfirefoxisblocked.com
There is this site, for the non-internet users of you, or non-diggers, that blocks the browser firefox. Or anything related that uses adblock, a great addon that can let you block ads from pages. That’s right, it is truly fantastic. However some nutjob over at this site has gone truly fucking ballistic, and demands that it is stealing from the ad owners. Okay, let’s start with 1: This...
“By Golly you’ve perked up faster than Britain’s economy during the...”
– Monarch… witty, aren’t I? OK, fine that stunk.
“Brie is much better than camembert. Especially Brie Roitelet…”
– Monarch — 2007
Long time no see...
Long time no see hasn’t it been. Looking back at that sentence, I just realised how much I hated it. With a vengeance. I mean “long time no see”? What the fuck? Shouldn’t it be at least: It’s been a long time but I haven’t seen you… or some shit like that? Stupid. There are plenty of stupid phrases in the language and you have to make sure that you use...
August 2007
5 posts
Update!
I have now enrolled into college but loads of balls-ups have happened. Damn. I can’t do one of my courses because of a time-table mess up so I am taking applied ICT. Hey, it’s different. More later I am chat-ing!
I am bbbbbback
I am back from the proverbial watchamacallit - the land of something or other… France. Yeah - the land of cheese and wine. Oh god the cheese. It’s just… so good. Damn those French know a good goddamn cheese. Seriously. Try some Brie today. Go for Brie Roitelet, it’s so creeeamy and smooth, not like that poser Brie de Meaux. If you cannot find these, then go for somerset...
Jpeg - more like Crapeg
Yeah as you can see the title reflects that the quality of the below image is shiiiiiiit but I can’t correct it because I noticed this only after I deleted the original. Bugger. You know I wish macromedia flash and fireworks could be combined into some sort of super tool. That would be cool. If anyone out there knows of such a thing, just shout in the box. That’s what it’s there...
Wow it's been long.
There is nothing to blog about :(. Went to a farm for the past few days… named a chick “Patch”. Hmm.. what else is there? I am going to France for a week soon… might watch Evan Almighty before I go - well I hope before because I want to watch it on one of the cinema’s big screens not one of the annoying titchy screens. That will also complete all the movies I want to...
July 2007
25 posts
“If you cbf or cba to update at least weekly, you don’t deserve to live!”
– Lol Dailies, by the illustrious Monarch
Oop - 3 days.
Well there hasn’t been much going on in the past few days. Apart from more and more floods. They are moaning about flood defences and the fact that it is going to take millions of pounds to fix everything and fix up future defences but they aren’t saying anything about the fact that it has taken less than a day to get emergency water supplies out to those who need them… Whatever...
“FUXPWNED!”
– My new word.
Updates
It’s been two days since my last update. I am falling into old habits again! Oooh, dangerously close to never updating… nah. Anyway I was reading the Tall One’s blog and one of his quotes inspired me. This is a message for right wing peoples that have IQs of less than a retarded gibbon monkey who just smashed his head out on a coconut while smoking. Firstly: Do video games incur...
“I hate the right wing people who say stupid things like “Computer games...”
– The tAll oNE.
Finished t3h book.
Well that unravelled a LOT of loose ends everywhere. Seriously, J.K. Rowling just went off the scale and finished off everything. The ending is slightly cheesy, hard to keep track… but it’s pretty good I guess.
DFS - :O
When in the hell is DFS not on sale? I mean for fuck’s sake they have been on sale for as far as I can remember? They should just call it normal or something. Or when they want to have a sale, they can’t because they’re already on sale. How about, DFS - Proper Sale, Now On! Grr. I am sick and tired of false advertising. I want shops to fucking stick to their promises. When I get...
THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!
THE APOCOLYPSE IS NIGH! Where do I start - how about that the ceiling in Tesco’s in town COLLAPSED because of heavy rain - the area has been evacuated. Furthermore, several of my mates houses have been FLOODED and I am not happy because I live in floodland! COINCIDENCE OR NOT? : Harry Potter Book 7 out tonight…
The craziest guy in the world - admirable.
This is honestly one of the most honest people I’ve ever come across! He should be promoted: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com